"This is a token of thanks for the most awesome TV character ever, who entertained was 9 years straight without fail. Barney Stinson- The life and soul of HIMYM"
It was just
me and you,
I knew what
you wanted to do,
A look in
your eyes and I knew,
How this
will end too.
Yes I have
always been mean and so I didn’t tell,
How could
have said no to you, for my charm you fell,
We ended up
spending the night in the bed,
Left our
bodies all scratched, sweaty and red,
But now that
it’s over, why don’t you understand?
Baby it was
just a one night stand.
I know you
thought I was your perfect dream,
But I fear I
am just not right for this scene,
And it has
been my story, has always been,
Every morning
I leave a women talking in screams,
Alas! I can’t
leave a candy like you slip out of hand,
Like a stream
of water, you wet my desert sand,
And I may
rot in hell, but sorry I just can’t,
I love
saying the line “slam, bang, thank you mam!”
Pulling pages
out of my playbook, fooling the dames,
I have “screwed”
women from every country you name,
And yes
there have been times, when I did fall in love,
When I tried
to mend my ways, but it never worked,
I even tried
marriage, but it ended pretty fast,
Lorenzo von Matterhorn
was back living his past.
I had a
perfect month, as I drained myself,
Little did I
know that it would be “The end”,
The end rang
me up, I’m pregnant she said,
I ended up
in an hospital; unprepared,
Friends pushed
me inside, my world came to halt,
As I picked
up that bundle of joy, I was lost,
Moved to
tears, she was a godsend,
For every
new beginning, there has to be an end.
